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The global quest to finally prove Shaq's existence
A groundbreaking discovery today has uncovered one of the secrets behind da Vinci's The Last Supper which has caught the attention of historians and religious leaders alike. A recent discovery of a buried version of the painting in some guy named Steve's backyard has led us to believe that Shaq was one of Christ's apostles. According to Steve, he uncovered the painting while digging up holes in his yard. He claims that the painting, which he discovered preserved on laminated printer paper, is over 500 years old. The Thirteenth Apostle theory is gaining quite a bit of traction, and it is safe to confirm its truth.
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Matt
8/14/2017 09:05:20 pm
Wouldn't that make him "The big apostle"?
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